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Colbert Report: Bill O'Reilly Inside Edition Freakout

2008-05-15T20:12:13Z

As far as Stephen's concerned, Bill O'Reilly did nothing wrong in that "Inside Edition" clip. From The Colbert Report with Stephen Colbert.

Marvel/DC: Iron Man and Batman #2

2008-05-15T15:05:50Z

In another Mac/PC ad parody, Iron Man gets a new set of duds, yet still finds himself trading barbs with Batman over their summer movies. Spider-Man, Nick Fury and Nick Fury (what?) cameo.

I Guess You'll Do

2008-05-15T15:05:43Z

A comical, cynical cartoon about marriage.

Bill O'Reilly's Producer

2008-05-15T15:05:34Z

A first ever look at the man behind the camera that set off Bill O'Reilly's Inside Edition tirade.

Meth Minute 39: Fan Fiction

2008-05-15T15:05:28Z

The fans take over the Meth Minute in episode 34. We asked you, the viewer to create and submit short cartoons of any MM39 character doing anything.

It'll never work,NEVER!

2008-05-15T15:05:16Z

Classic scene from a classic movie. Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor try to escape the law.

Wedding Speech

2008-05-15T15:05:05Z

Friend berates the groom for acting like a homosexual for so many years. He truly is the best man.

Carson: Ed Mcmahon

2008-05-15T15:04:46Z

Ed has a few too many martini's before the show.

Dawkins Presenting Daniel Dennett the Richard Dawkins Award

2008-05-15T15:04:42Z

Speech in honour of Dan Dennett, presenting him with the Richard Dawkins Award for 2007 at the Crystal City conference of the Atheist Alliance International. Dan Dennett is a year younger than me, almost to the day. But I must admit that I have grown to think of him as a sort of intellectual elder brother. Since the deaths of Bill Hamilton and John Maynard Smith, I have been rather short of intellectual heroes to consult on difficult questions. Thank goodness we still have Dan Dennett. A year or so ago, it seemed that it might be a close run thing. I remember the shock followed by deep gloom that was cast over a large group of people in a New York theatre, when we were informed that Dan had collapsed and was undergoing emergency surgery which seemed - or so we were informed - unlikely to succeed. Heroic surgery to save an intellectual hero, not just a national treasure but a world treasure, at least to the world of the mind. Many of you will have read the stirring testimonial that he wrote while he was in recovery. Actually called 'Thank Goodness'. It was widely published all over the internet, and was read out to those gathered in San Diego for the Beyond Belief conference. In it Dan mentioned his religious friends who had prayed for his recovery. He was touched by their efforts on his behalf, and he chose to interpret their words as meaning that they had been thinking of him. But he added: I am not joking when I say that I have had to forgive my friends who said that they were PRAYING for me. I have resisted the temptation to respond "Thanks, I appreciate it, but did you also sacrifice a goat?" I feel about this the same way I would feel if one of them said "I just paid a voodoo doctor to cast a spell for your health." What a gullible waste of money that could have been spent on more important projects! Don't expect me to be grateful, or even indifferent. I do appreciate the affection and generosity of spirit that motivated you, but wish you had found a more reasonable way of expressing it. Dan considered the impulse he might have felt to say 'Thank God' for his recovery. He asked himself whether his near death experience had been some kind of epiphany. I find his response to this so stirring that I again want to read it out: Yes, I did have an epiphany. I saw with greater clarity than ever before in my life that when I say "Thank goodness!" this is not merely a euphemism for "Thank God!" (We atheists don't believe that there is any God to thank.) I really do mean THANK GOODNESS! There is a lot of goodness in this world, and more goodness every day, and this fantastic human-made fabric of excellence is genuinely responsible for the fact that I am alive today. It is a worthy recipient of the gratitude I feel today, and I want to celebrate that fact here and now. To whom, then, do I owe a debt of gratitude? To the cardiologist who has kept me alive and ticking for years, and who swiftly and confidently rejected the original diagnosis of nothing worse than pneumonia. To the surgeons, neurologists, anesthesiologists, and the perfusionist, who kept my systems going for many hours under daunting circumstances. To the dozen or so physician assistants, and to nurses and physical therapists and x-ray technicians and a small army of phlebotomists so deft that you hardly know they are drawing your blood, and the people who brought the meals, kept my room clean, did the mountains of laundry generated by such a messy case, wheel-chaired me to x-ray, and so forth. These people came from Uganda, Kenya, Liberia, Haiti, the Philippines, Croatia, Russia, China, Korea, India - and the United States, of course - and I have never seen more impressive mutual respect, as they helped each other out and checked each other's work. But for all their teamwork, this local gang could not have done their jobs without the huge background of contributions from others. I remember with gratitude my late friend and Tufts colleague, physicist Allan Cormack, who shared the Nobel Prize for his invention of the c-t scanner. Allan - you have posthumously saved yet another life, but who's counting? The world is better for the work you did. Thank goodness. Then there is the whole system of medicine, both the science and the technology, without which the best-intentioned efforts of individuals would be roughly useless. So I am grateful to the editorial boards and referees, past and present, of Science, Nature, Journal of the American Medical Association, Lancet, and all the other institutions of science and medicine that keep churning out improvements, detecting and correcting flaws. I think you can see why Dan Dennett is my intellectual hero.

Richard Pryor: Gun Shop

2008-05-15T01:02:57Z

The Richard Pryor Show - Gun Shop Sketch, 1977. Featuring voice overs by Tim Reid & Robin Williams.

Forester: Sumo Carwash

2008-05-15T01:02:42Z

Sexy sumo carwash commercial featuring music by Electric Six. Japanese SUVs just got a little sexier.

Area 51: The Alien Interview

2008-05-15T01:02:27Z

A documentary film hosted by actor Steven Williams, whose segments were filmed in Nevada on the other side of the mountains that surround Area 51. Released on video in 1997 this 1:06:11 film centers around color video footage claimed to have been obtained by a man who identifies himself only as "Victor," who purports it to be of an extraterrestrial being interrogated at a United States government facility.

Frank Sinatra - Stardust (1943)

2008-05-15T01:02:23Z

With some minor alterations, this is essentially the same arrangement of "Stardust" that Sinatra recorded with the Tommy Dorsey band in 1941. Here, Frank is accompanied by his cohorts from "Your Hit Parade," including conductor Mark Warnow. This public domain footage comes from the "Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco" promotional film.

Rob Roy: Swordfight

2008-05-14T14:34:38Z

Arguably one of the best swordfights in movie history. Rob Roy seeks revenge for his wife's rape by Archibald Cunningham. From Rob Roy (Michael Caton-Jones: 1995).

Double Cassette Scratching

2008-05-14T14:34:34Z

Who knew that was even possible?

Kids in the Hall: I've Lost My Indian Drum

2008-05-14T14:34:25Z

From the tv-series "Kids in the Hall".

There Should Be Only One

2008-05-14T14:34:14Z

There can be only one, so hurry the hell up and figure out who its going to be. It's May already!

Muto a Wall-Painted Animation by Blu

2008-05-14T14:33:48Z

The new short film by Blu: an ambiguous animation painted on public walls. Made in Buenos Aires and in Baden (fantoche)

The Hour: The Adult Film Pastor

2008-05-14T14:33:46Z

Craig Gross is the founder of a church. George Stroumboulopoulos invited him to The Hour.

Thunderbirds: Breakdancing Brains.

2008-05-14T12:35:07Z

Tv ad for some wet stuff featuring Brains from Thunderbirds dancing to 90s Classic 'Rhythm is a Dancer' by SNAP!

How It's Made: Toilet Paper

2008-05-14T12:35:04Z

Discovery Channel production, RT 5:47. Includes the brief history of wiping your bum as well as a modern sheets-on-a-roll production.

Cindy McCain Worst Person in the World!!!

2008-05-14T12:34:58Z

May 08, 2008 MSNBC Keith Olbermann

Harry Shearer: 935 Lies

2008-05-14T12:34:56Z

935 falsehoods led us to war. Bagels, anyone? From Harry Shearer's forthcoming record Songs of the Bushmen.

The Boondocks: What?

2008-05-14T12:34:51Z

"What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?!" An homage to Pulp Fiction from The Boondocks.

Bill Pollock: Beauty Reel

2008-05-14T12:34:47Z

Look your favourite popstar, in your favourite music video, before and after the retouch.